Bullfighter Wannabe Gifts

'Hold on, this customer requires a special red carpet treatment.'

"If it's important they'll call back."

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"You're afraid of what?"

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Matador.

Bull Treadmill

"I keep seeing red flags."

"You had me at ole."

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Grow up Dudley!

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

'Finder's, keepers.'

"This time, she went too far."

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

Bull with gun

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Cool bulls.

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

Matador Taxidermy