Bullfighter Humorist Gifts

Santa Claus meets a bull.

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"You're afraid of what?"

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

Matador.

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

YAAY! Slam dump!

Bull Treadmill

"I keep seeing red flags."

"You had me at ole."

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

'Finder's, keepers.'

Grow up Dudley!

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

"This time, she went too far."

Bull with gun

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Cool bulls.

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

Matador Taxidermy