Bullfighter Humorist T-Shirts

Santa Claus meets a bull.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"You're afraid of what?"

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Matador.

Bull Treadmill

YAAY! Slam dump!

"I keep seeing red flags."

"You had me at ole."

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

'Finder's, keepers.'

"This time, she went too far."

Bull with gun

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Grow up Dudley!

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Cool bulls.

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

'Bench-clearing brawl!'