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Bull with a machine game pointing it at the Matador.

Bull Firing Squad.

'Bench-clearing brawl!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"You're afraid of what?"

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

Matador.

Bull Treadmill

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

"I keep seeing red flags."

"You had me at ole."

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

'Finder's, keepers.'

Bull with gun

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

"This time, she went too far."

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

Grow up Dudley!

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Cool bulls.

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

Matador Taxidermy

A matador faces off a tiny bull

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'