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Tae Kwon Bull.

'Yeah, well, I don't like YOUR looks either.'

'Your fly is open, Se?or.'

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

"Oh, you know, it's a bit of an adjustment having Salvador working from home."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"You're afraid of what?"

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

Bull Treadmill

"I keep seeing red flags."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Matador.

"You had me at ole."

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

"This time, she went too far."

Grow up Dudley!

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

'Finder's, keepers.'

Man shaking hands with a bull

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

Bull with gun