Bullfighting Admirer Gifts

Spanish Elections

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

"I keep seeing red flags."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Matador.

"You had me at ole."

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

Bull with gun

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

'Finder's, keepers.'

Grow up Dudley!

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

Mike Tyson

"This time, she went too far."

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Man shaking hands with a bull

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Cool bulls.

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"