Bullfighting Connoisseur Gifts

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"You're afraid of what?"

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

"I keep seeing red flags."

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

Matador.

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Bull Treadmill

"You had me at ole."

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Bull with gun

'Finder's, keepers.'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

Grow up Dudley!

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

"This time, she went too far."

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

Man shaking hands with a bull

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Cool bulls.

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'