Bull Enthusiast Gifts

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

Bulltoon: Submersibull

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

Corona Meets Wall St.

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"On the plus side, my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"You've had enough."

Bull lawyer on phone: 'What color was the stop sign?'

Man shaking hands with a bull

Cop says to bull, 'I understand that the red light made you angry, but you still have to stop.'

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Running of the bulls after-party

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"They’re real."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Pull the udder one

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

THe UDDER Side

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Carpet Cows

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

It was an impulse buy.