Bull Enthusiast Pillows

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

Bulltoon: Submersibull

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

Corona Meets Wall St.

"On the plus side, my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"You've had enough."

Bull lawyer on phone: 'What color was the stop sign?'

Man shaking hands with a bull

Cop says to bull, 'I understand that the red light made you angry, but you still have to stop.'

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

Carpet Cows

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

It was an impulse buy.

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

COW. JUST COW.

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!