Bull Running Aficionado Gifts

'It's been a lot more exciting since they banned smoking indoors'

Mark Casey 1966 - 1998 Thirty-Seventh idiot to have the crap stomped out of him in Pamplona

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

The annual running of the lawyers.

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

The Return of Guarded Optimism

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

"This time, she went too far."

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

Man shaking hands with a bull

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

Bear market. The demise of the bull market.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Matador Taxidermy

A matador faces off a tiny bull

'You just got an ole in one!'

'What's so crazy about me wanting to start my own china shop?'