Bull Runner Gifts

"I don't think we've time for a risk-reward analysis."

Ken Lay and the running of the Bull

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

The annual running of the lawyers.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Definitely work-related."

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

A number of runners run through police tape.

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

'Well, did you win or what?'

Matador.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Congratulations for male runner

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"You had me at ole."

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

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