Bull Rider Gifts

'Just so you know . . . when that gate opens, I'm going to stop, drop, and roll. Big time.'

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

'There's a lot of hurting on the outside & a lot of hurting on the inside in the rodeo business.'

Bull with a steering wheel for horns.

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

"This time, she went too far."

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Man shaking hands with a bull

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Space Hopper Rodeo

Running of the bulls after-party

A farmer builds a fence around a very stubborn bull

'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'

'What's so crazy about me wanting to start my own china shop?'

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

Bulltoon: Submersibull

"To be perfectly honest, I don't mind the riders, it's the clowns I'm afraid of..."

"I don't think the new guy is built for this kind of work, do you?"

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

"This judge hates red ties."