Bull-and-bear Rider Gifts

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

Bull with a steering wheel for horns.

Stock Market Bear.

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

Bear market. The demise of the bull market.

Space Hopper Rodeo

'He's a stock market 'buzzard'? -- what does that mean?', 'He eats the dead bulls and bears.'

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'Just so you know . . . when that gate opens, I'm going to stop, drop, and roll. Big time.'

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

"To be perfectly honest, I don't mind the riders, it's the clowns I'm afraid of..."

BEAR TO BULL: 'Down?'

Rest Rooms - bullsbears.

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

"I don't think we've time for a risk-reward analysis."

Greeting cards: Stockmarket Up and Down.

"I'm here to take advantage of the bull market."

'What else do you do?'

A man rides a bull.

'Me? I'm a reformed bear.'

Heraldic animals of the market: the bear, the bulla nd the small investor

"Looks like the market's about to take a downturn."

"Eight seconds is nothing. My cousin was shipped to Spain."

"The bad thing about putting a super-powered car speaker system on your bike...is the length of the extension cord."