Bull/bear Dynamics Fan Gifts

'Me? I'm a reformed bear.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Filet minion

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Ta Da!...

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Atomic Bear: Part 2

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

Bearly Painting

"I keep seeing red flags."

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is on my extended network."

'This guy's gunna throw inside, but it's just an intimidation tactic...'

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

"Is this your work?"

"Excuse the pun, but that is a problem that you'll just have to bear."

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."