Bear And Bull Fans Gifts

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Ta Da!...

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Bearly Painting

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

'This guy's gunna throw inside, but it's just an intimidation tactic...'

"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

"Excuse the pun, but that is a problem that you'll just have to bear."

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."