Bull And Bear Admirer Gifts

'What else do you do?'

The Fourth Little Pig

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

The interested bystanders.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Kamikaze Colour

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Leadership never hibernates.

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )