Bulls And Bears Enthusiast Gifts

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'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Bear at a vending machine

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

Baby Bear.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...