Bear Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

'We are communicating better but we are still not out of woods.'

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

"If anyone's got a plan B, now would be a good time."

'Hello, reception, can I have a wake-up call in spring please?'

'We are communicating better, but we are still not out of the woods.'

National Academy of Short Selling.

'Ok...I'll admit they're kind of cute, but I still say their herds need to be thinned.'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'You must learn that not everybody is a salmon.'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"There's nothing on that sign about hugging."

National Park Map

"I think it stands for, 'Please Eat the Activist,' which is exactly what I did!"

Modern day Goldilocks

"Give it a minute. They're even better warmed up."

'My attorney will explain why calling it a 'bear market' makes me a victim of profiling.'

'Ready to try out your new training?'

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

"Tell them how hard we've worked to protect their habitat."

"I don't know anything about forest fires. I ate a ranger."

'Is not the evidence of the accussed, members of the jury, a earrage of evasion and lies Do bears, or do bears not shit, in the woods'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Careful. Plates are hot, cold and just right."

1875 Arctic Expedition

Tree and bear hugging.

Hitchhikers

Grizzly has updated his status: 'I'm back from hibernation, who wants to meet me for a quick snack?'

'This was painted during the artist's Baloo period.'

'...But I want to be miles away when the athletic trainer peels that tape off his hairy leg.'

'You would never catch ME wearing white after labor day.'

The Off-Season

'He's entering wildlife photographer of the year.'

Bear attack.

'Boy, I must have hibernated in a crooked position: I have a sore neck...'