Bear Lovers Gifts

'This yoga is too hot.'

"I also invented merchandising!"

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Computers affect real life.

Baby bear,Daddy bear,and Mummy bear.

Teddy Bears

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"I'm vegetarian now, the next time you kill something can you pick me up a salad?"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Check out the old dude.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"