Bear Aficionados Gifts

Bear in den looking at outside temperature.

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

"Well, the place is infested with rats, so why don't you take a wild guess who's been eating your porridge?!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

Atomic Bear: Part 13

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

Baby Bear.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'