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Bear in den looking at outside temperature.

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

"Well, the place is infested with rats, so why don't you take a wild guess who's been eating your porridge?!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'Check out the old dude.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

Baby Bear.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'