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Bear market. The demise of the bull market.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"They’re real."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'Check out the old dude.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

Pull the udder one

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"You're famous, Angus."