Bull And Bear Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

Heraldic animals of the market: the bear, the bulla nd the small investor

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Check out the old dude.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Bear at a vending machine

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Baby Bear.

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"