Bull And Bear Enthusiast Gifts

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

Heraldic animals of the market: the bear, the bulla nd the small investor

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Check out the old dude.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

Atomic Bear: Part 13

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Atomic Bear: Part 14

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

Baby Bear.

Bear at a vending machine