Bull Enthusiasts Gifts

"This time, she went too far."

'What's so crazy about me wanting to start my own china shop?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Ta Da!...

"You're famous, Angus."

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Carpet Cows

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

It was an impulse buy.

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

COW. JUST COW.

'You two, sort it out!'

'I love you guys!'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'