Bull Enthusiasts Gifts

"This time, she went too far."

'What's so crazy about me wanting to start my own china shop?'

"I don't think the new guy is built for this kind of work, do you?"

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

Ta Da!...

"You're famous, Angus."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

THe UDDER Side

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Carpet Cows

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

It was an impulse buy.

'You two, sort it out!'

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

'I love you guys!'

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

COW. JUST COW.

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."