Bull Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Cow Show Tunes

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

The annual running of the lawyers.

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Triple Sock Cow

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

"This time, she went too far."

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

Man shaking hands with a bull

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

...Once his tackle is among the fish...he can savour the strange thrill of being utterly own.

'What's so crazy about me wanting to start my own china shop?'

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

"I love it!"

Bulltoon: Submersibull

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

Udder Horns.

"This judge hates red ties."

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

Bulltoon: Bull dozer!

Corona Meets Wall St.