Bovine Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

"She's possessed by the devil!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Cow Show Tunes

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Moo! OOM!

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Carpet Cows

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

It was an impulse buy.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

The Cud Food Guide

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

Triple Sock Cow

YAAY! Slam dump!

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'