Bovine Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

"She's possessed by the devil!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Cow Show Tunes

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Moo! OOM!

"You're famous, Angus."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Grass: We lost some good men today!

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Carpet Cows

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

It was an impulse buy.

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

YAAY! Slam dump!

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

'You two, sort it out!'

The Cud Food Guide

Triple Sock Cow

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

COW. JUST COW.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'I love you guys!'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"