Bovine Humor Fan Pillows

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Udder Horns.

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Cow Show Tunes

Moo Out Loud

Cow writer.

Moo! OOM!

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

YAAY! Slam dump!

Triple Sock Cow

The Cud Food Guide

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

"I love it!"

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

Soap Box

A Reversing Cow

'You know I have a race tomorrow.'

"She's possessed by the devil!"

'I can taste the cobalt, copper, zinc, iodine, maganese and chroium. It could use a little more salt.'

A night at the moovies