Bovine Humor Appreciators Pillows

'I can taste the cobalt, copper, zinc, iodine, maganese and chroium. It could use a little more salt.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cow Show Tunes

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

You complete me!

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Ostrich Curoisities

Moo! OOM!

Mouse with a cat cake.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"I could do that."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'Say Rex, isn't it time for your worming tablets?'

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."