Bovine Humor Lover Pillows

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

"I love it!"

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

Triple Sock Cow

'What's for dinner? Oooo! I hope it's curry! Roast beef and mash! It's grass you idiots! GRASS!'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Moo! OOM!

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Grassy breath?

The Cud Food Guide

YAAY! Slam dump!

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

Udder Horns.

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'

Soap Box

A Reversing Cow

Are you kidding me? She 'Puts out' for everyone!

'I can taste the cobalt, copper, zinc, iodine, maganese and chroium. It could use a little more salt.'

"She's possessed by the devil!"

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

A night at the moovies