Bovine Humor Lover Pillows

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

"I love it!"

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

Triple Sock Cow

'What's for dinner? Oooo! I hope it's curry! Roast beef and mash! It's grass you idiots! GRASS!'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Moo! OOM!

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

The Cud Food Guide

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

Grassy breath?

YAAY! Slam dump!

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

Udder Horns.

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'

A Reversing Cow

Soap Box

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

A night at the moovies

Are you kidding me? She 'Puts out' for everyone!