Bovine Banter Enthusiast Pillows

'Hey! You let Paul in first! What am I - chopped liver?!...'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"They’re real."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Moo! OOM!

"You're famous, Angus."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Carpet Cows

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

It was an impulse buy.

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

The Cud Food Guide

'I love you guys!'

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

Triple Sock Cow

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

COW. JUST COW.

'You two, sort it out!'

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."