Bovine Banter Enthusiast Pillows

'Hey! You let Paul in first! What am I - chopped liver?!...'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Moo! OOM!

"You're famous, Angus."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Carpet Cows

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

It was an impulse buy.

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

COW. JUST COW.

'You two, sort it out!'

Triple Sock Cow

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'I love you guys!'

The Cud Food Guide

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!