Bovine Humor Appreciators Gifts

'I can taste the cobalt, copper, zinc, iodine, maganese and chroium. It could use a little more salt.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Cow Show Tunes

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

You complete me!

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Moo! OOM!

Mouse with a cat cake.

Ostrich Curoisities

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"I could do that."

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Grass: We lost some good men today!

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

'Say Rex, isn't it time for your worming tablets?'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."