Horse Humor Appreciator Gifts

MAGAA

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I was almost that last year."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

You complete me!

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Ostrich Curoisities

Mouse with a cat cake.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

'Where's my horse?'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"I could do that."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'Say Rex, isn't it time for your worming tablets?'

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."