Horse Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

Park statues horse and rider.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

'Where's my horse?'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

Polly Clinic.

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

The Bleat Boys

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"Sure he's handsome. . . But I've heard he's hung like a human."

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

"You're wearing it backwards."

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

And balance with practice.

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'