Horse Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

Park statues horse and rider.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

'Where's my horse?'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."

Polly Clinic.

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

The Bleat Boys

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"Sure he's handsome. . . But I've heard he's hung like a human."

"You're wearing it backwards."

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

And balance with practice.

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'