Humorous Horse Lover Gifts

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"They're comfortable."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

ONE HORSE TOWN

"Caption contest"

'Where's my horse?'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

A Tongue Stud.

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

The Horse Races

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"Giddy-up dinner."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

The end is neigh