Horse Riding Humor Lover Gifts

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Where's my horse?'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

Park statues horse and rider.

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

"Sure he's handsome. . . But I've heard he's hung like a human."

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

"You're wearing it backwards."

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

And balance with practice.

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

"Ask me about my long face."

Bit on the Side

Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth

Riding School Accidents

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

'There it goes again,,,everytime I get into a good gallop,,,that damn music,,,'

'Do you think your owner will get that you're not in the mood to leave the field today?'

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

Ways to mount a horse

"You can lead me to water but you can't make me drink, unless it has added food coloring and sweeteners."

"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"