Equine Humor Lover Gifts

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Where's my horse?'

'Scary movie?'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

Hog Futures

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

I've been doing sit-ups!

Working from Home

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

'Fowl!'

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Triple Sock Cow

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."

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