Equestrian Humor Lover Gifts

Going Under the Jump

"You're wearing it backwards."

Trainer gives final instruction to stable boy riding in the derby

A pony throws its rider into a pond.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

The Enemy

Show Jumping Tantrums

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

A Few Common Ailments

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

Horse accidents

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

"Sure he's handsome. . . But I've heard he's hung like a human."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

Grump Horse and Rider

Riding School Accidents

"...and begin."

Probable result of the Cochin China Fowl mania.

"The Badminton Horse Trials."

'My mother was a race horse. My father was a stablehand who got five years for sodomy.'

The Gallop

Dressage

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'