Equestrian Comedy Fan Gifts

'Frankly, the only way to ease your back-pain would be for your rider to go on a diet...'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Rocking Horse

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Dog traps the postman.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

The Enemy

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

The Horse Races

Polo pony

A Few Common Ailments

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Horse accidents

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

"They play with our shoes - we'll play with theirs."

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

"You're wearing it backwards."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

"He's a bird-dog."

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Grump Horse and Rider

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

"...and begin."

"The Badminton Horse Trials."

Probable result of the Cochin China Fowl mania.

Riding School Accidents

"Well, if I had to guess -- I'd say it's undigested homework."

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!