Equine Comedy Fans Gifts

"He knocked down the last fence - with my foot."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Pet Entertainers

Dog traps the postman.

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

When Dogs Rule

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Dog Realtor

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

Park statues horse and rider.

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

'I know it's your bed, but she's our guest. Sorry, sweetie, but you're going to have to sleep on the couch.'

"You're wearing it backwards."

"He's a bird-dog."

"O.K.—I've got the tongue."

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

'Why's he digging up these flowers?'

'Call me 'dear' one more time and I'm yanking those antlers out by the roots'

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

Jerry Springer Spaniel

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

"Well, if I had to guess -- I'd say it's undigested homework."

'Flossing?'

ACME Exterminators (cat being dragged into a mouse hole

This one is yours!

'And what did you get me?'

"These stupid seeds are frozen!" "I can't feel my hooves..." "Our little drinking pond is now a hockey rink! We're doomed!!" "Proof that animals hate winter."