Equestrian Humor Fan Gifts

Ways to mount a horse

Lady on a horse with her hat pinned to her hair

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Rocking Horse

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

The Enemy

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Show Jumping Tantrums

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

The Horse Races

A Few Common Ailments

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

Horse accidents

Park statues horse and rider.

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

"Sure he's handsome. . . But I've heard he's hung like a human."

"You're wearing it backwards."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Grump Horse and Rider

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

Riding School Accidents

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

'My mother was a race horse. My father was a stablehand who got five years for sodomy.'

Probable result of the Cochin China Fowl mania.

"...and begin."

"The Badminton Horse Trials."

The Gallop

Dressage