Humor-loving Equestrian Gifts

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'Where's my horse?'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

The Enemy

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Show Jumping Tantrums

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

Polo pony

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

A Few Common Ailments

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Horse accidents

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

"You're wearing it backwards."

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

And balance with practice.

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

Grump Horse and Rider

Probable result of the Cochin China Fowl mania.

"...and begin."

"The Badminton Horse Trials."