Laughing Equestrian Gifts

'I think you're overfeeding him.'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"Ever eat a bird?"

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

The Enemy

Show Jumping Tantrums

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

A Few Common Ailments

Polo pony

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Horse accidents

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"We don't say 'giddyup' anymore."

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"You're wearing it backwards."

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Grump Horse and Rider

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

Probable result of the Cochin China Fowl mania.

Riding School Accidents

'My mother was a race horse. My father was a stablehand who got five years for sodomy.'

"...and begin."

"The Badminton Horse Trials."

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

The Gallop

Dressage