Laughing Equestrian Prints

'I think you're overfeeding him.'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"Ever eat a bird?"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

The Enemy

Show Jumping Tantrums

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

A Few Common Ailments

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Horse accidents

"You're wearing it backwards."

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

"We don't say 'giddyup' anymore."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

Grump Horse and Rider

Probable result of the Cochin China Fowl mania.

Riding School Accidents

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

"...and begin."

"The Badminton Horse Trials."

'My mother was a race horse. My father was a stablehand who got five years for sodomy.'

The Gallop

Dressage

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'