Equestrian Humorist Prints

The Gallop

'The pony club'

Dressage

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Show Jumping Tantrums

Race horse training at the seaside

'He isn't much of a jumper.'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

A Fox Hunter gets Angry with a Scarecrow.

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

Race Track Directions

"Here comes Charlie, let's have a rubber bridge."

Horse accidents

Grump Horse and Rider

'Imelda? That's a pretty name - why did you call her that?'

"You never hear anything about testing their breath."

'I can sum up the performance of my horse in one word. . .Last.'

"Hang on a minute! We do the running and jumping, but the rider always gets the prize money, the cup or the medal!?! You're kidding me right?"

'Forget the horse, I'll go by Longshanks's pony.'

"The Badminton Horse Trials."

Polo pony

'Why's your pony wearing that silly hat?' - 'We're playing water polo today.'

'Hey Gloria, what's with the springs?'

"Put the saddle on backwards? You don't know which way I'm going!"

Pommel horse

"Hello, you’ve reached tack support."

The Enemy

"Please move... I'm begging you! I will give you a carrot the size of my arm, soaked in honey, if you get us home..."

The Head & Shoulders Horseman

"Okay, very nice. Denise, you're still letting the horse drag you through the turns. . ."

"...and begin."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Illustration for 'Lucile'.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. I

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV