Horse Laughing Gifts

"Ever eat a bird?"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Where's my horse?'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

Park statues horse and rider.

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

"Sure he's handsome. . . But I've heard he's hung like a human."

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Cattery and kennels

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

And balance with practice.

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth

Bit on the Side

"Ask me about my long face."

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

"What?"

'Do you think your owner will get that you're not in the mood to leave the field today?'

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'