Horse Laughing Gifts

"Ever eat a bird?"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Where's my horse?'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

Park statues horse and rider.

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

Cattery and kennels

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"Sure he's handsome. . . But I've heard he's hung like a human."

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

And balance with practice.

Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth

Bit on the Side

"Ask me about my long face."

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

"What?"

'Do you think your owner will get that you're not in the mood to leave the field today?'

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'