Equestrian Humorists Gifts

Lady asking man to jump first and break the top rail, so she can jump

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'Where's my horse?'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

The Enemy

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Show Jumping Tantrums

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

A Few Common Ailments

Polo pony

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Horse accidents

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

"You're wearing it backwards."

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

And balance with practice.

Grump Horse and Rider

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'