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'Frankly, the only way to ease your back-pain would be for your rider to go on a diet...'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Rocking Horse

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Dog traps the postman.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

The Enemy

Show Jumping Tantrums

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

The Horse Races

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

A Few Common Ailments

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Horse accidents

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

"They play with our shoes - we'll play with theirs."

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

"You're wearing it backwards."

"He's a bird-dog."

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Grump Horse and Rider

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

Riding School Accidents

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

Probable result of the Cochin China Fowl mania.

"...and begin."

"Well, if I had to guess -- I'd say it's undigested homework."

"The Badminton Horse Trials."