Equine Humor Lover Prints

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Where's my horse?'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Scary movie?'

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

Hog Futures

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

I've been doing sit-ups!

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

'Fowl!'

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Working from Home

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Triple Sock Cow

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."

Park statues horse and rider.

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